Keep Earth Clean. It Isn't Uranus Soap Funny Novelty Gift

Packaged in an out-of-this-world prank gift box, our daring Uranus Soap is a fun gag gift for boyfriends, girlfriends, space cadets, pun devotees, ass-tronauts, ass-tronomers, and grown-ass adults who still giggle at the mention of Uranus. Outside the box: Keep Earth clean, it isn’t Uranus. But… Keep Uranus clean too! It’s been dealing with your crap for years! This soap is on a mission to Uranus! Soap for human earthlings. Did you know 63 Earths can fit inside Uranus? Uranus is the 3rd largest (planet.) Meteors streaking the sky? Cool! Uranus streaking your underwear? Not cool. Not for use in meteor showers. Sniff your black hole. Recycle, or we all die, you first. Inside the box: A peril-ass mission. Clean up your act! The lunar the better. A noble ass-ignment. Hey Earth, you rock! Emergency toilet paper design. Great for: Earth Day, planet, hippies, astronaut, outer-space gifts, butt jokes, rude, swearing, funny gifts for men